Lets face it, you miss being picked on and bullied in school.
You always say how humiliated you were when they would hike up your undies over your head or gave you a swirly or pants you around the homecoming queen whom you had a crush on.
But I call bullsh1t!
You pretend you hated it but in reality you miss it, you miss having the cool peeps pay attention to you even if it they were mean and 100% disliked you.
Don't worry everything will be ok, I have a sure fire way to help you enjoy what you thought you hated, I will "mesmerize" you into being able to go out into full...

Lets face it, you miss being picked on and bullied in school.
You always say how humiliated you were when they would hike up your undies over your head or gave you a swirly or pants you around the homecoming queen whom you had a crush on.
But I call bullsh1t!
You pretend you hated it but in reality you miss it, you miss having the cool peeps pay attention to you even if it they were mean and 100% disliked you.
Don't worry everything will be ok, I have a sure fire way to help you enjoy what you thought you hated, I will "mesmerize" you into being able to go out into full blown public places with your undies held high (high up over your forehead that is) and show off to the whole world without fear.
You will become the cool dude you always wished you were, trust me everyone WILL pay full attention to you, you will become someones memory and burned into their psyche forever.
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