You really set my expectations up for failure! Your dick did not look this small when we were chatting online about meeting up but now that it's here in front of me in person, I can see that it is so small! I've never seen a dick so small it's basically laughable. I'd say sorry for laughing but I just can't believe how small your dick is! How were you expecting to fuck me with that?

You really set my expectations up for failure! Your dick did not look this small when we were chatting online about meeting up but now that it's here in front of me in person, I can see that it is so small! I've never seen a dick so small it's basically laughable. I'd say sorry for laughing but I just can't believe how small your dick is! How were you expecting to fuck me with that?