I've been wondering, why do you like my belly so much? It's so big and round and it hangs so much. I don't see what you could possibly like in it. It gets in the way of everything; walking, moving, getting dressed. It just bounces when I move and makes it impossible to see over! Please help me out and tell me why you like it so much.

I've been wondering, why do you like my belly so much? It's so big and round and it hangs so much. I don't see what you could possibly like in it. It gets in the way of everything; walking, moving, getting dressed. It just bounces when I move and makes it impossible to see over! Please help me out and tell me why you like it so much.