I matched with you on a dating app and you're ecstatic that a miracle has occurred for you, but I was just swiping right on everyone who looked like a bitch. you take Me on an expensive date and can't believe that I've invited you back to My place. It's funny you think you're getting laid — you're sweating, nervous because your penis is not impressive. As you worried, I’m instantly disappointed that your dick doesn’t meet My 8” minimum. But I have a brilliant idea. Since your dick doesn’t measure up to My standards, I give you a special gummy vitamin that instantly makes your dick shrink. y...

I matched with you on a dating app and you're ecstatic that a miracle has occurred for you, but I was just swiping right on everyone who looked like a bitch. you take Me on an expensive date and can't believe that I've invited you back to My place. It's funny you think you're getting laid — you're sweating, nervous because your penis is not impressive. As you worried, I’m instantly disappointed that your dick doesn’t meet My 8” minimum. But I have a brilliant idea. Since your dick doesn’t measure up to My standards, I give you a special gummy vitamin that instantly makes your dick shrink. your dick shrinks and shrinks right before My eyes and I can't resist laughing and humiliating you ruthlessly. Me humiliating your small dick is hotter than anything you've ever experienced and you never want this moment to end. I've hooked you on My shrinking gummies and being an object of amusement to Me, just as I wanted.