We've been lab partners this entire semester, it's not surprising that you've fallen for me... spending day after day together, working on our final project. You finally got the nerve to ask me out on a date, how cute! You know what else is cute? The look on your face when I burp and blow in directly into your face! Did you really think I'd say YES!? Burp Burp Burp- I'm so gassy- How's that smell, loser? I laugh in your face- you can't go anywhere, your grade DEPENDS on it! Now that I think of it, a nice dinner would be fun- burping in your face in a fancy restaurant!

We've been lab partners this entire semester, it's not surprising that you've fallen for me... spending day after day together, working on our final project. You finally got the nerve to ask me out on a date, how cute! You know what else is cute? The look on your face when I burp and blow in directly into your face! Did you really think I'd say YES!? Burp Burp Burp- I'm so gassy- How's that smell, loser? I laugh in your face- you can't go anywhere, your grade DEPENDS on it! Now that I think of it, a nice dinner would be fun- burping in your face in a fancy restaurant!