Claire and I have been roommates for a long time, and the relationship has been growing strained. One pet peeve is her insistence on keeping the heat turned up to uncomfortable levels, and since she pays the utility bill, she doesn’t care how warm I am. When I tell her I can make sure she stays nice and toasty while saving money on the heating bill, she enthusiastically agrees to let me show her how. Next thing she knows, she’s been tightly wrapped up in two heavy blankets, cocooned tightly in agonizingly tight tape wrap, her mouth stuffed with a giant ball, and her face wrapped not once, n... Show more