Ah, the youth of today. Take Jeanette Cerceau, for example. So spirited, so headstrong. It's a good thing she has the older generation to teach her some discipline. Now, instead of frittering away her evening at some bar or club, she'll be safe and sound at home. Of course, being unable to move or speak, ropes crushing your limbs and rubber plugging your mouth may seem like an extreme way to teach a girl a lesson, but someone has to instill some manners in this generation!

Ah, the youth of today. Take Jeanette Cerceau, for example. So spirited, so headstrong. It's a good thing she has the older generation to teach her some discipline. Now, instead of frittering away her evening at some bar or club, she'll be safe and sound at home. Of course, being unable to move or speak, ropes crushing your limbs and rubber plugging your mouth may seem like an extreme way to teach a girl a lesson, but someone has to instill some manners in this generation!