It's Valentine's Day and I'm sitting on my first cake. I am extremely nervous at first, every feeling in my body is telling me not to sit on it. But I fight it and sit on the cake. I smash it multiple times and twerk on it. Clapping my ass as the cake falls off. I sit on the cake a few more times before washing it off; making the most hilarious noises the whole way through.

It's Valentine's Day and I'm sitting on my first cake. I am extremely nervous at first, every feeling in my body is telling me not to sit on it. But I fight it and sit on the cake. I smash it multiple times and twerk on it. Clapping my ass as the cake falls off. I sit on the cake a few more times before washing it off; making the most hilarious noises the whole way through.