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Stroke your cock for the porn on your screen. Load up some extra clips to watch, too. Let it consume you. Hear the layered sounds of moaning, slurping, and me discussing your porn addiction with you. All of these sounds combined with the images on screen pull you in so deep. Nothing else matters, all that matters is PORN.

Why would you ever waste your time dealing with women when there's an endless a...

Nothing could ever get you as hard as porn does. Even just thinking about it gets your dick rock hard in seconds. Sex could never compare -- porn > sex in every way!

Stroke your cock for the porn on your screen. Load up some extra clips to watch, too. Let it consume you. Hear the layered sounds of moaning, slurping, and me discussing your porn addiction with you. All of these sounds combined with the images on screen pull you in so deep. Nothing else matters, all that matters is PORN.

Why would you ever waste your time dealing with women when there's an endless amount of porn online? Porn is always there for you as soon as you want it. It never judges you -- could you imagine trying to tell some girl about all of the pervy stuff you're into? She would never get it. But porn does. Porn provides everything you need! You're never happier than when you're jerking off and watching porn. Porn is your happy place.

Don't stop edging. Every edge extends the pleasure experience, and you don't ever want it to end! Edge again and again, watch video after video, and never stop. All you need is porn.