This is not a phase -- this is your life. You are fully dedicated to your gooner lifestyle. It's all you think about, it's all you want, it's all you need. Listen to my voice echoing as I reach into your brain and press the "off" switch. You don't need to think, you just need to GOON. Pump your cock mindlessly and stare at the images on screen. You gave up your entire life to get so fucked up on porn. Porn girls stole your brain!!

This is not a phase -- this is your life. You are fully dedicated to your gooner lifestyle. It's all you think about, it's all you want, it's all you need. Listen to my voice echoing as I reach into your brain and press the "off" switch. You don't need to think, you just need to GOON. Pump your cock mindlessly and stare at the images on screen. You gave up your entire life to get so fucked up on porn. Porn girls stole your brain!!