It’s spring now, which means it’ll soon be time to get back into my summer clothing. I know I gained a LOT of weight over the winter, indulging in a ton of sweets and greasy foods. I don’t even know my pant size anymore because I’ve been living in stretchy leggings. So I’ve decided it’s time to try on some of last year’s summer clothes to see what the damage is...including a pair of shorts, my favorite old tanktop, jeans, and my bikini. And boy, am I in for a disgusting surprise. My hips and stomach bulge out of my tanktop, and my jiggly fat cellulite ass can barely squeeze into my pants. ...

It’s spring now, which means it’ll soon be time to get back into my summer clothing. I know I gained a LOT of weight over the winter, indulging in a ton of sweets and greasy foods. I don’t even know my pant size anymore because I’ve been living in stretchy leggings. So I’ve decided it’s time to try on some of last year’s summer clothes to see what the damage is...including a pair of shorts, my favorite old tanktop, jeans, and my bikini. And boy, am I in for a disgusting surprise. My hips and stomach bulge out of my tanktop, and my jiggly fat cellulite ass can barely squeeze into my pants. I pinch and prod my stomach and back rolls, my flabby arms, my huge thighs...I’ve turned into a disgusting fat cow over these last few months. I’m shocked my how much weight I’ve gained in such a short time, and how hard I have to struggle to get these clothes over my huge body. I can’t even zip my jeans up all the way! I give you lots of closeups of my jiggly parts, and while I'm trying on clothes I talk about my body, my eating habits, and my drastic weight gain and laugh at myself in embarrassment and shame. I’m going to have to buy a whole new wardrobe and hope I don’t gain even MORE weight before the summer is over. God, I’m such a gross FAT tub of lard!