This is it, guys. The last bits of my once athletic figure have left me. I can't even do a 20 minute workout all the way through! It's such a struggle to try and keep up with the girls in the video I put on- bouncing and bending and flexing. Their toned figures and perfect balance only make me go more red-faced with embarrassment and exhaustion.. Fortunately, my feeder is there for encouragement- or rather, to snap the video into slow motion and catch all of my wobbling and jiggling, as I try my best to do a simple workout. I don't know why I thought I could still do a ballerina-style fitne...

This is it, guys. The last bits of my once athletic figure have left me. I can't even do a 20 minute workout all the way through! It's such a struggle to try and keep up with the girls in the video I put on- bouncing and bending and flexing. Their toned figures and perfect balance only make me go more red-faced with embarrassment and exhaustion.. Fortunately, my feeder is there for encouragement- or rather, to snap the video into slow motion and catch all of my wobbling and jiggling, as I try my best to do a simple workout. I don't know why I thought I could still do a ballerina-style fitness routine! Towards the end, I thought I could go easy on myself: I popped off my super-tight leggings and got down to do some floor exercises. But I'm just as helpless down on the ground. I can hardly do a crunch or leg lift. Not long after, I tap out. Physical exertion is just too much for this lazy plumper.