I tried to, but I just couldn't keep myself away.
I thought I wanted to lose weight, and I tried, for months.
But it's just SO HARD. It's much easier to, and so much more satisfying, to continue making a pig of myself.
It's what you guys want from me, so I guess I should deliver!
In this video, I talk about my attempts to lose weight, and how successful I was at it.
Then I take you with me and I step on the scale and reveal my current weight and tease at what my future gaining could look like.

I tried to, but I just couldn't keep myself away.
I thought I wanted to lose weight, and I tried, for months.
But it's just SO HARD. It's much easier to, and so much more satisfying, to continue making a pig of myself.
It's what you guys want from me, so I guess I should deliver!
In this video, I talk about my attempts to lose weight, and how successful I was at it.
Then I take you with me and I step on the scale and reveal my current weight and tease at what my future gaining could look like.