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Cumming is so boring. GOONING is much more fun. Jacking off to completion is so predictable, so typical, so stupid. Gooning is the new cumming! Edging and stroking your mind away is therapeutic. Jerking and cumming is so basic. It’s messy, it’s a chore. Ugh, who wants to deal with that?! PUMP your gooned out cock instead! Edge it for me FOREVER. Forget orgasming... you’re a goonersexual now! And it’s so much better.

Keywords: gooner, edging, gooning, denial, orgasm denial, tits,