You know why I'm calling, why else would I be calling you besides to tell you about a date I have? Exactly. Anyways, I'm actually so glad we have this arrangement, because I have an excuse to talk another person's ear off about this guy that I'm into. I wish I could see the look on your face while I'm telling you about all the qualities and things I like about him, and none of them being yours. That's the cuck life and you choose it for yourself, though. Too bad.

You know why I'm calling, why else would I be calling you besides to tell you about a date I have? Exactly. Anyways, I'm actually so glad we have this arrangement, because I have an excuse to talk another person's ear off about this guy that I'm into. I wish I could see the look on your face while I'm telling you about all the qualities and things I like about him, and none of them being yours. That's the cuck life and you choose it for yourself, though. Too bad.