Your dick is disgusting. I think the best thing you - and for everybody possibly around you - would be to just get rid of it. You think you're ever gonna get laid with that ugly, worthless thing hanging around? No. If you ever want a chance of getting laid, I can think of a solution to help you... Turning you into a Ken-bottomed sex doll is your only hope at this point. Sounds wild, but hear me out...

Your dick is disgusting. I think the best thing you - and for everybody possibly around you - would be to just get rid of it. You think you're ever gonna get laid with that ugly, worthless thing hanging around? No. If you ever want a chance of getting laid, I can think of a solution to help you... Turning you into a Ken-bottomed sex doll is your only hope at this point. Sounds wild, but hear me out...