Ugh, you’re really bitching about this? How is it my fault that you’re so boring that I wondered off and entertained myself with someone else? That sounds like a you problem, not me. Maybe try to be a better boyfriend and I won’t do it next time? Actually, you know what? I don't think you're upset over me cheating at all, no. I think you're secretly into it. Sound crazy? Well, I think I'm right on the money.

Ugh, you’re really bitching about this? How is it my fault that you’re so boring that I wondered off and entertained myself with someone else? That sounds like a you problem, not me. Maybe try to be a better boyfriend and I won’t do it next time? Actually, you know what? I don't think you're upset over me cheating at all, no. I think you're secretly into it. Sound crazy? Well, I think I'm right on the money.