Thank god you agreed to step away from today's service with me. I was getting sooo bored, pardon me being so blunt. Actually... I don't care, I will be that blunt. I think there's a better way we can spend our time than listening to our dumb pastor ramble on and on. How about... You stay down and worship my feet instead? I see you glancing down at them when you think I'm not looking. It won't hurt, I'll even ignore the texts I'm getting asking where I am... We can stand to take a few minutes to play around with this.

Thank god you agreed to step away from today's service with me. I was getting sooo bored, pardon me being so blunt. Actually... I don't care, I will be that blunt. I think there's a better way we can spend our time than listening to our dumb pastor ramble on and on. How about... You stay down and worship my feet instead? I see you glancing down at them when you think I'm not looking. It won't hurt, I'll even ignore the texts I'm getting asking where I am... We can stand to take a few minutes to play around with this.