I know we have to go to this lame get together with your friends and coworkers, but can you at least try not to embarrass me too much? You're lucky I agreed to this little arrangement... but really, I think you're more lucky I gave you the chance to have this, instead of sending everything I found on your computer around and embarrassing you worse than you could ever embarrass me.

I know we have to go to this lame get together with your friends and coworkers, but can you at least try not to embarrass me too much? You're lucky I agreed to this little arrangement... but really, I think you're more lucky I gave you the chance to have this, instead of sending everything I found on your computer around and embarrassing you worse than you could ever embarrass me.