I went to the break room at Jersey Mikes to let out some farts. I been farting all day while I was making people's subs, I hope no one smelled them.. In the break room I couldn't hold them in. I rip a loud fart that got trapped in my tight work pants. I pulled my work pants down to fart some more... And I let out the longest smelliest fart EVER! Seriously it was so long. I hope the customers don't smell my farts from the break room!

I went to the break room at Jersey Mikes to let out some farts. I been farting all day while I was making people's subs, I hope no one smelled them.. In the break room I couldn't hold them in. I rip a loud fart that got trapped in my tight work pants. I pulled my work pants down to fart some more... And I let out the longest smelliest fart EVER! Seriously it was so long. I hope the customers don't smell my farts from the break room!