Oh what crazy lives we live. A man recently caught fucking a couch in public has avoided jail time by being banned from possessing porn. He was pumping that dick in and out of the couch until he got caught by a jogger, who just happened to be an off duty police officer. So now I'm thinking, hmmm what an idea I have for you. I know I've made you become a pillow fuck for me, but since I know you like to stick that nasty worm of your inside inanimate objects like blow up dolls and pumpkins that maybe pretending the couch pillows INSIDE YOUR HOME are my pussy lips. You know you will never ever ge...

Oh what crazy lives we live. A man recently caught fucking a couch in public has avoided jail time by being banned from possessing porn. He was pumping that dick in and out of the couch until he got caught by a jogger, who just happened to be an off duty police officer. So now I'm thinking, hmmm what an idea I have for you. I know I've made you become a pillow fuck for me, but since I know you like to stick that nasty worm of your inside inanimate objects like blow up dolls and pumpkins that maybe pretending the couch pillows INSIDE YOUR HOME are my pussy lips. You know you will never ever get to touch me and this is the closest I will ever allow you to get to me. Download the mp3 and see what I have in store for you little perverted man. It must be so humiliating to be my little loser. Sometimes I wonder if the person fucking the couch was a caller of some sort, but I would never make him do it in public... or would I? LOL