Me and you are really good friends, but I got this new boyfriend and he is a dick. I can't stop thinking about my amazing boyfriend and how much better he is than you. I literally smoke you out, I humiliate you and re-enact all the taunting my boyfriend did to you. I blow all the smoke in your face, ash on you and tell you how much better my boyfriend is then you. I feel a little bad sometimes, but mostly I'm aroused by it. You will continue to hang out with me though, you will never stick up for yourself.

Me and you are really good friends, but I got this new boyfriend and he is a dick. I can't stop thinking about my amazing boyfriend and how much better he is than you. I literally smoke you out, I humiliate you and re-enact all the taunting my boyfriend did to you. I blow all the smoke in your face, ash on you and tell you how much better my boyfriend is then you. I feel a little bad sometimes, but mostly I'm aroused by it. You will continue to hang out with me though, you will never stick up for yourself.