The summary of clip is that Valerie is a Cannibal, and she is talking to a friend, who is right beside her, it is St. Patrick's day and the little leprechauns come to visit, but she likes to eat them. She will show her friend how to fatten them up, cook them and eat them. She will also show to eat them alive. The clip begins with Valerie talking with friend, (POV, talk to camera) who is sitting across table, She begin dialogue by saying, You have been a cannibal for how many years, and still, you do not know how to trap and prepare little leprechauns to eat. Valerie tells her she will show her how, I will teach you how to trap the little guys, fatten them up, cook them, and eat them. She pauses and says, also, they taste very good when you eat them alive too. Scene changes, and she walk towards table with something to trap men with, (maybe use something that resemble a small cage, or a bowl. She tells her friend to have a seat and say, okay, first, I will show you how to catch them. She pretend to sprinkle little parts of food on table, then you look over at her and say, watch, they will come for food, and I will catch them. Then, she pretend to capture under the bowl, she slam bowl down on table, then look under bowl, and smile over at friend, I caught two, she say with evil smile. Now they are lying on table,(chicken legs) and she tell friend, you have given them something to paralyze them so they cannot run away. the friend asks if they are alive still and Valerie laugh and say, Oh, no, they are both very much alive, then she wink over at her and say, part of the fun in this is that I will eat one of them, still alive, the other I will show you how to cook. She pick one up, and hold out in front and say, okay, this one, I am going to cook him, but first we have to fatten him up before I eat him. She can pretend to feed him, then say, now, he is nice and plump, you place back on table, and begin to season him. (when you do this, can you have camera on table looking up, from perspective of little man). As you she sprinkling different seasons on man, she look at friend and say, look at the other little man, he is watching as I prepare his friend for dinner, and he knows I am going to eat him too. She pick the other up and say, yes, my plump little guy, I am showing my friend here how to cook and eat your little friend, but once I have him in my oven, I am going to eat you, and no, I am not going to cook you, I will eat you alive. She put him back on table, and say, now, this one is ready for my oven, I am going to roast him alive for ten minutes, just long enough for him to get brown, then he will be ready to eat. She walk away, and pretend to put in oven, and return to table. Now you sit down and say to friend, now I will show you how to eat this one while he is still alive. Then she pick him up, open mouth, and almost bite him then pull back again. She start to laugh and say, the trick is to make him afraid, they taste much better this way. Now the potion that paralyzed him is wearing off, and he struggles in her hand to get away. She look at friend and say, see, he is afraid, he is trying to get away because he knows I am going to eat him. Her eyes grow wide as she brings him (chicken) close to mouth, open and close, teasing him, and say, oh, poor little man, does not want to be eaten. She turn to friend and say, this is when you know he is ready to eat, when he is struggling to get away, that's when you eat him up She opens wide, and bites into him, and begin to chew him up, as she are chewing him up she say, he is delicious, but soon we will eat his friend too. Then she devour him. Finished with this one, she asks, so do you want to eat his freind? then go to get the other from oven. She return with him in hand, and sit down. As if answering question you say, yes, even though I cooked him, he is still alive, they taste so much better when they are alive. She hands him to you and says, here, you can eat this one. You take him from her, and he is still alive, trying to get free. You smile and say, he does not want to be eaten either. You smile and say to him, with him close to mouth, I am a cannibal, and you knew if I caught you, I would be having you for dinner, then you eat him as well.
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