I'm your ex, and I'm living with you and your girlfriend temporarily. You come up to me one day and try to kick me out. But I know it's really your girlfriend's fault. She's jealous, and she's making you do this. Don't let her manipulate you! A real man takes what he wants. He makes his own decisions. And I know what you really want is me to stay. Text her and tell her that! You do ... and I reward you with something I know you'll love.

I'm your ex, and I'm living with you and your girlfriend temporarily. You come up to me one day and try to kick me out. But I know it's really your girlfriend's fault. She's jealous, and she's making you do this. Don't let her manipulate you! A real man takes what he wants. He makes his own decisions. And I know what you really want is me to stay. Text her and tell her that! You do ... and I reward you with something I know you'll love.