The new year is supposed to mean a new you right.? But let's be really honest here huh, if it was left up to you, you'd remain the same stupid idiot bitch you were this last year. So for this next year, I made your resolutions FOR YOU and you know I will be enforcing the hell outta them.5 piggie-esque resolutions that are sooo easy to follow even a dumb ass oinker like you can achieve them, no problem.

The new year is supposed to mean a new you right.? But let's be really honest here huh, if it was left up to you, you'd remain the same stupid idiot bitch you were this last year. So for this next year, I made your resolutions FOR YOU and you know I will be enforcing the hell outta them.5 piggie-esque resolutions that are sooo easy to follow even a dumb ass oinker like you can achieve them, no problem.