Welcome to the Kitten Club... I'll be your dancer today... I'm full term and ready to pop. I start to dance for you, showing you all my pregnant curves. I light contraction hits but I brush it off. I tell you I'm fine. Then another hits and I have to sit down. I think I'm in labor and I go into a few positions. They really start to kick in and I ask for help, but you just end up throwing more money at me while my legs are spread! Wait where are you going?! You can't leave me like this!!

Welcome to the Kitten Club... I'll be your dancer today... I'm full term and ready to pop. I start to dance for you, showing you all my pregnant curves. I light contraction hits but I brush it off. I tell you I'm fine. Then another hits and I have to sit down. I think I'm in labor and I go into a few positions. They really start to kick in and I ask for help, but you just end up throwing more money at me while my legs are spread! Wait where are you going?! You can't leave me like this!!