Why did my friend break up with you? Well, she told me you had the tiniest dick she's ever seen. She didn't know what to do with you, because you're too tiny to top, and that's what she needs - a big, thick dick that can fuck her good. Don't be sad though, I know exactly what to do with you, but first, you gotta show me. I want a good laugh before I tell you the plan.

Why did my friend break up with you? Well, she told me you had the tiniest dick she's ever seen. She didn't know what to do with you, because you're too tiny to top, and that's what she needs - a big, thick dick that can fuck her good. Don't be sad though, I know exactly what to do with you, but first, you gotta show me. I want a good laugh before I tell you the plan.