It's our first date, and I've just got back to your apartment. I'm bossy and condescending, and quickly put down the 'cheap' date you took Me on. But I'm impressed by your nice apartment, so I'll give you another chance if you take me somewhere better, more expensive, next time. Plus I want you to take Me shopping too! Now, I've got to get home - obviously you're not getting a kiss on the first date! Call me a taxi, now!

It's our first date, and I've just got back to your apartment. I'm bossy and condescending, and quickly put down the 'cheap' date you took Me on. But I'm impressed by your nice apartment, so I'll give you another chance if you take me somewhere better, more expensive, next time. Plus I want you to take Me shopping too! Now, I've got to get home - obviously you're not getting a kiss on the first date! Call me a taxi, now!