I'm going to Ibiza, TODAY! And I want the entire trip loser funded, naturally, so you can start by buying this 3 minute clip for $20. That should cover maybe one drink in Ibiza? It's an expensive place to party and you WILL be paying for My fun there, because you're a nerdy wimp and it's not like you're going to go there yourself, is it? Buy this clip and then send tributes whilst I'm there!!!

I'm going to Ibiza, TODAY! And I want the entire trip loser funded, naturally, so you can start by buying this 3 minute clip for $20. That should cover maybe one drink in Ibiza? It's an expensive place to party and you WILL be paying for My fun there, because you're a nerdy wimp and it's not like you're going to go there yourself, is it? Buy this clip and then send tributes whilst I'm there!!!