Fee fi fo fum, I smell the bIood of Americans! Ahh, there you are, you puny pathetic men. It’s been a while since I treated myself to an American snack. Aww, look at you all down there, you all look so scared of me! I wonder which of you I’ll eat first. Chewing on your flesh and spitting out your bones. Mmm yes, so good! It’s true what they say - instilling fear into your food really does bring out the natural flavour so well. I love tormenting you and listening to you pleading for your lives, going on about your precious girlfriends and chiIdren. Hahaha, like I care! You’re nothing but a m...

Fee fi fo fum, I smell the bIood of Americans! Ahh, there you are, you puny pathetic men. It’s been a while since I treated myself to an American snack. Aww, look at you all down there, you all look so scared of me! I wonder which of you I’ll eat first. Chewing on your flesh and spitting out your bones. Mmm yes, so good! It’s true what they say - instilling fear into your food really does bring out the natural flavour so well. I love tormenting you and listening to you pleading for your lives, going on about your precious girlfriends and chiIdren. Hahaha, like I care! You’re nothing but a mere snack for me.