Happy Holidays, help me decorate my Christmas tree by letting me beat your balls off. I'll use them as ornaments to adorn my tree and even put a little bell on them. It's your due diligence to deck your balls at least 12 times in the Christmas Spirit. I instruct you to punch, slap, and flick your balls til your ears are ringing and they fall off. Useless and pathetic balls deserve to be used as Christmas ornaments!

Happy Holidays, help me decorate my Christmas tree by letting me beat your balls off. I'll use them as ornaments to adorn my tree and even put a little bell on them. It's your due diligence to deck your balls at least 12 times in the Christmas Spirit. I instruct you to punch, slap, and flick your balls til your ears are ringing and they fall off. Useless and pathetic balls deserve to be used as Christmas ornaments!