Useless pathetic balls deserve to be beaten off and tied to my Christmas tree as decorative ornaments. Your empty, shriveled up balls need to be punched and deflated so I can decorate them and hang them on my tree. Your balls have in common with ornaments that they're empty little balls for my amusement and pleasure.

Useless pathetic balls deserve to be beaten off and tied to my Christmas tree as decorative ornaments. Your empty, shriveled up balls need to be punched and deflated so I can decorate them and hang them on my tree. Your balls have in common with ornaments that they're empty little balls for my amusement and pleasure.