I should have known better than to get a big Red Robin burger AND to have and shots. My stomach was really messed up the next day. It started out just as cramps and some nasty wet farts, but pretty quickly it ended up with me on the toilet dropping not one or even two, but THREE big burger bombs in the bowl in the space of about an hour. You get to share all of those trips with me and so does the elf on the shelf who really got a front row seat!

I should have known better than to get a big Red Robin burger AND to have and shots. My stomach was really messed up the next day. It started out just as cramps and some nasty wet farts, but pretty quickly it ended up with me on the toilet dropping not one or even two, but THREE big burger bombs in the bowl in the space of about an hour. You get to share all of those trips with me and so does the elf on the shelf who really got a front row seat!