I was grocery shopping the other day and I came across this cucumber that was just calling out to me! It seemed to have the perfect girth to shove up inside me, so of course I bought it! When I got it home I decided to flavor it before I made a salad from it...so I fucked myself with it good and hard and came all over it. It definitely made for a tasty salad!

I was grocery shopping the other day and I came across this cucumber that was just calling out to me! It seemed to have the perfect girth to shove up inside me, so of course I bought it! When I got it home I decided to flavor it before I made a salad from it...so I fucked myself with it good and hard and came all over it. It definitely made for a tasty salad!