You're a pathetic little pillow humper. You have to hump your pillow to get off, it's your girlfriend isn't it. Other men have sex, or at least use their hands. You hump your pillow like an actual loser.

You're a pathetic little pillow humper. You have to hump your pillow to get off, it's your girlfriend isn't it. Other men have sex, or at least use their hands. You hump your pillow like an actual loser.