It's time to say byebye to your old reality and hello to your new one, gooner! A gooner's reality is bright, colourful, and dumb! It's full of porn and pumping and nothing more, it rots your brain to it's core. You can't get enough, you're willing to turn your back on your old reality and exist in a true gooner's reality forever! Since your brain is already corrupted and ruined by porn, giving into the gooner's reality is your only option! I'll tell you why as your brain cells further melt into nothingness and your new, true reality sinks in irreversibly.

It's time to say byebye to your old reality and hello to your new one, gooner! A gooner's reality is bright, colourful, and dumb! It's full of porn and pumping and nothing more, it rots your brain to it's core. You can't get enough, you're willing to turn your back on your old reality and exist in a true gooner's reality forever! Since your brain is already corrupted and ruined by porn, giving into the gooner's reality is your only option! I'll tell you why as your brain cells further melt into nothingness and your new, true reality sinks in irreversibly.