I have to break up with you. I just can't stand the thought of losing my virginity to you. I already found another guy to help me with that and he's way hotter and smarter than you. I mean you're just so pathetic. Maybe you'll find someone else who's as sad and lonely as you...or, you know, you could stick with your hobbies. Yeah, I'd stick with the hobbies.

I have to break up with you. I just can't stand the thought of losing my virginity to you. I already found another guy to help me with that and he's way hotter and smarter than you. I mean you're just so pathetic. Maybe you'll find someone else who's as sad and lonely as you...or, you know, you could stick with your hobbies. Yeah, I'd stick with the hobbies.