Oh good, you’re home. I want you to leave. I’m dumping you and I have plans tonight with a new lady friend I have. I know, you always imagined another chick in your bed but unfortunately for you it’s just going to be me and her. I can’t believe it took me this long to realize what a pathetic loser you are. I’ve never been happier than I am right now.

Oh good, you’re home. I want you to leave. I’m dumping you and I have plans tonight with a new lady friend I have. I know, you always imagined another chick in your bed but unfortunately for you it’s just going to be me and her. I can’t believe it took me this long to realize what a pathetic loser you are. I’ve never been happier than I am right now.