So you lost control again. You spent another long night endlessly stroking and emptying your wallet.

What triggered you? Why do you even bother resisting?

Confessing your weakness to your somber counsellor only makes you feel guilty. Gooning makes you feel good. It makes you feel amazing.

Spilling your secrets to Goddess is far more cathartic, bringing about the euphoric release that you REALLY need.

Counselling is a waste of money. Money that you could be spending on your Goddess. Money that could be used to fuel t...

So you lost control again. You spent another long night endlessly stroking and emptying your wallet.

What triggered you? Why do you even bother resisting?

Confessing your weakness to your somber counsellor only makes you feel guilty. Gooning makes you feel good. It makes you feel amazing.

Spilling your secrets to Goddess is far more cathartic, bringing about the euphoric release that you REALLY need.

Counselling is a waste of money. Money that you could be spending on your Goddess. Money that could be used to fuel the bliss of your edging addiction. You'll never stop being horny. You can't repress it.

So quit. Dedicate yourself to gooning for Goddess instead.

*Disclaimer: Counselling can have positive benefits for your wellbeing and self improvement. ... and sorry about the fireworks.