Can I see you in my office, please?

You’re not fitting in so well with the workplace culture. As our staff is predominantly female, we took a gamble hiring a man for this position. Unfortunately, we’re just getting too much masculine energy from you and the ladies don’t like it.

From infractions like interrupting and mansplaining, to the serious and sackable offense of watching porn on your work computer. Dirty bastard. I really ought to fire you.

However, I’m willing to offer you a lifeline if you’re prepared to adapt.

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Can I see you in my office, please?

You’re not fitting in so well with the workplace culture. As our staff is predominantly female, we took a gamble hiring a man for this position. Unfortunately, we’re just getting too much masculine energy from you and the ladies don’t like it.

From infractions like interrupting and mansplaining, to the serious and sackable offense of watching porn on your work computer. Dirty bastard. I really ought to fire you.

However, I’m willing to offer you a lifeline if you’re prepared to adapt.

First, as punishment, I’m going to spank you over my desk and fuck you with this enormous dildo. There are also a number of other rules you must follow while you’re on probation to put you in your place. If you stick one toe out of line, there will be further spankings, fuckings and humiliation for you.

From now on, you’ll be the office bitch.

So... Do you want to keep your job?