Watch me back at the house ready to do the best robbery known to man. I sit down at the shiny laptop, and I begin to fart, I assume it must be the floorboards again...

The phone rings and its my boss I fart loudly unaware to me he’s heard and I explain to him it’s the floor boards but he doesn’t believe me...

I grab my stomach and groan and fart and realise I need to let my farts out on the toilet, I find the bathroom, but the door is jammed, and I fart over and over again while trying to get in

I sit down on the toilet and release big loud farts and I hear someth...

Watch me back at the house ready to do the best robbery known to man. I sit down at the shiny laptop, and I begin to fart, I assume it must be the floorboards again...

The phone rings and its my boss I fart loudly unaware to me he’s heard and I explain to him it’s the floor boards but he doesn’t believe me...

I grab my stomach and groan and fart and realise I need to let my farts out on the toilet, I find the bathroom, but the door is jammed, and I fart over and over again while trying to get in

I sit down on the toilet and release big loud farts and I hear something. Oh no I think the owner of the house is home.

I try to make my farts silent, but he hears them and opens the toilet door...

I’m embarrassed and flustered and fart as I pull up my leggings and tell you I want to explain why I’m here and what’s going to happen next...

I’m in your dining room and try explaining how I’m the best burglar ever but my farts interrupt me and I realise I’m making a total fool out of myself and I need to leave quickly I grab your things and fart leaving the room embarrassed holding my butt.

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