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Hey babe. I just got home from school and I'm super hungry. I got a call to come help my you-know-who with something, idk what he wants, I'm not going to do it anyway LOL. He's so annoying, always tinkering with science equipment trying to make the best new thing....OMG!

Omg babe. I'm gonna have to call you back. My fucking you-know-who turned himself into a sausage. LOL! He's begging me for help but I'm so HUNGRY...and we have fresh fluffy white buns...and mayo and pickles and tomatoes...I think I'll do something e...

****THIS IS THE HIGHER BITRATE VERSION! OVER 1GB****

Hey babe. I just got home from school and I'm super hungry. I got a call to come help my you-know-who with something, idk what he wants, I'm not going to do it anyway LOL. He's so annoying, always tinkering with science equipment trying to make the best new thing....OMG!

Omg babe. I'm gonna have to call you back. My fucking you-know-who turned himself into a sausage. LOL! He's begging me for help but I'm so HUNGRY...and we have fresh fluffy white buns...and mayo and pickles and tomatoes...I think I'll do something else with him instead.

Hey! Be quiet. Stop s c r * * m % n g hahaha. You're not going anywhere...except IN MY MOUTH.