I would say the company party was a massive success. Everyone seemed to have fun and employee morale is up. You should be proud of yourself, boss. You seemed to really be in the spirit as well. Do you remember much from that night?

You really were a live wire. I mean, thankfully you had me, your secretary, there to take care of you. I always take care of you in fact. Always clean up your messes, business and personal. You know...you aren’t always so nice to me.

And lately, you have really been a jerk. I know you just got a huge raise from corporate, and like a man...you ar...

I would say the company party was a massive success. Everyone seemed to have fun and employee morale is up. You should be proud of yourself, boss. You seemed to really be in the spirit as well. Do you remember much from that night?

You really were a live wire. I mean, thankfully you had me, your secretary, there to take care of you. I always take care of you in fact. Always clean up your messes, business and personal. You know...you aren’t always so nice to me.

And lately, you have really been a jerk. I know you just got a huge raise from corporate, and like a man...you are feeling yourself with your higher net worth status.

But that is no excuse to treat the ones that got you there like trash. You think you are invincible, huh? Do you think you can’t be touched? I have one question for you....do you think it’s right that you get paid so much, while I don’t even get ten percent of your pay?

While you are out golfing with other jerk offs, I’m here slaving away at the office.

No, you are going to sit here and listen. Why? Because I have tons of evidence that would completely ruin you from top to bottom. I’m sure corporate would love to know that the 10k charge on the company credit card for “employee development retreat” was just a big orgy party for your bros and 10 bimbo escorts. Or maybe they would like to see this video from the company party last night.

I’m sure you don’t remember...but it’s of you and one of the interns....a boy intern. Aren’t you married? Aren’t you straight?