Hello again, another ballbusting session for you, hm? Good, good. Maybe this one will stick. Be sure to have your girlfriend’s shoe in your hand again. This is very important. I need you to pound on those balls when I say. Crush them. Stomp with the shoe.

Let’s go over a few scenarios again. Specifically, those moments when you realized you enjoyed getting your balls kicked by someone. Let’s think back to high school math class. The teacher was having trouble keeping the classroom in order. And you were being a good, quiet student. She didn’t know how to calm them down. She knew th...

Hello again, another ballbusting session for you, hm? Good, good. Maybe this one will stick. Be sure to have your girlfriend’s shoe in your hand again. This is very important. I need you to pound on those balls when I say. Crush them. Stomp with the shoe.

Let’s go over a few scenarios again. Specifically, those moments when you realized you enjoyed getting your balls kicked by someone. Let’s think back to high school math class. The teacher was having trouble keeping the classroom in order. And you were being a good, quiet student. She didn’t know how to calm them down. She knew that she needed to control them somehow, but how? Instead of picking on the loudest student, she chose YOU. Because it meant business to pick on the quiet one, the one who didn’t even mean any harm. So she kicked your desk. KICK.

Well, that was her intention. KICK. But she missed. KICK. Bust your balls now. 10 times. That was a bad experience, wasn’t it? 10 times to remember it well. Remember. You’re so unlucky to not have me doing the kicking, aren’t you? KICK. And she really made a point to the class, didn’t she? KICK. You screamed from that absolute crushing. As her sneaker came flying up to your balls, instead of the leg of the desk. CRUSH. KICK. And that yelp you gave! Everybody shut up then. KICK. This scenario, really think back to it. Remember it. How did it feel? HARD. CRUSHING BALLS. SQUISH.

As vital as that was to your whole ballbusting obsession, we mustn’t forget the first ballbusting you received. When you were younger, that girl in the swimming pool. You wouldn’t stop splashing her in the face with water. She kept telling you to stop. As many times as she told you, you didn’t care. You kept harassing her. So she kicked you. KICK Right. KICK In. KICK The. KICK Balls. KICK. Imagine it again. And again. KICK. KICK. So unlucky I’m not there, you’ll have to bust your balls 12 times for this, remembering your age and at least as many times as she kicked you. KICK x12 COUNT IT.