“Prophesy to these BONES and say to them, ‘Dry BONES, hear the word of the Lord! This is what the Sovereign Lord says to these BONES: I will make breath enter you, and you will come to life." - Her darling Southern accent makes you drool.

After closing the Bible, this sweet girl you've been going steady with the last few months decides it's time to take it to the next level. She's ready to "go all the way". In movies and TV shows, she hears all about lovely romances blossoming into true love. You are her Prince Charming, and she wants to be with you forever.

Stripping o...

“Prophesy to these BONES and say to them, ‘Dry BONES, hear the word of the Lord! This is what the Sovereign Lord says to these BONES: I will make breath enter you, and you will come to life." - Her darling Southern accent makes you drool.

After closing the Bible, this sweet girl you've been going steady with the last few months decides it's time to take it to the next level. She's ready to "go all the way". In movies and TV shows, she hears all about lovely romances blossoming into true love. You are her Prince Charming, and she wants to be with you forever.

Stripping out of her many... many layers of clothing, you get excited about this who experience. This will be the first time for both of you, and you have done your own research and know what to do. Unfortunately, when it comes time to do the deed, she seems a bit... misinformed.

She bashfully admits that she's never shown her navel to a boy before. Then she sets some ground rules: you can kiss her anywhere except her navel. When asking her why, she says it's because she doesn't want to have a baby until after the two of you are married. She's surprised at your puzzled reaction to this. She tells you that when a step-daddy kisses a step-mommy on the navel, a baby start's growing in the step-mommy's tummy. The baby gets bigger and bigger until it pops out of the navel and comes into the world.

When she finishes explaining, you gently try to explain that she's not right, and attempt to give what most people would consider a very PG version of how sex works. She is HORRIFIED. That sounds disgusting! And she wonders what the word "penis" is all about, so you decide to show her.

She completely flips out at this, calling you a freak, and ordering you to put that "disgusting thing" away and leave her bedroom immediately. She never wants to see you again!