Your job consists mostly of answering the phone for customer service. Your company sells all sorts of items, and you're very popular online. Customer service seemed like a good fit for you because you aim to please, but most of the calls you receive are from really upset people. You do what you can...

Your phone rings and you answer. The woman calling is upset about a product not being quite what she expected. Looking up the account, you gulp as you see that she's calling about a dildo. You tiptoe around, asking her why it wasn't what she wanted. Without a care for your own discom...

Your job consists mostly of answering the phone for customer service. Your company sells all sorts of items, and you're very popular online. Customer service seemed like a good fit for you because you aim to please, but most of the calls you receive are from really upset people. You do what you can...

Your phone rings and you answer. The woman calling is upset about a product not being quite what she expected. Looking up the account, you gulp as you see that she's calling about a dildo. You tiptoe around, asking her why it wasn't what she wanted. Without a care for your own discomfort, she tells you IT'S NOT BIG ENOUGH.

You're interested in the description, and see that it's 9 inches! She's insisting that you don't ever count the size of the balls, ever. You want to argue that... It's always in YOUR best interest if you measure from the balls up. However, she disagrees - angrily. Instead of complaining about the item, she shifts gears to making assumptions about YOUR COCK.