I heard it's SOMEBODY'S BIRTHDAY. Who? Whose is it? Is it... YOU!? HUH!? It is you. What's wrong? Your friends all invited me here. Lucky you! A clown at your Birthday? And how old you? A bit older than the others for sure. Oh, oh, I see... your friends invited me here to mess with you. You're scared of clowns, huh? OH! THERE'S NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF! We just wanna have FUN! Just wanna LAUGH! I bet I can make you LAUGH! HA! HA! HA!!!!!!!!!!

Hey there, Birthday Boy. You're old enough, you should CHUG some of that your friends have! Yeah, LOTS AND LOTS OF IT! Yeah! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!...

I heard it's SOMEBODY'S BIRTHDAY. Who? Whose is it? Is it... YOU!? HUH!? It is you. What's wrong? Your friends all invited me here. Lucky you! A clown at your Birthday? And how old you? A bit older than the others for sure. Oh, oh, I see... your friends invited me here to mess with you. You're scared of clowns, huh? OH! THERE'S NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF! We just wanna have FUN! Just wanna LAUGH! I bet I can make you LAUGH! HA! HA! HA!!!!!!!!!!

Hey there, Birthday Boy. You're old enough, you should CHUG some of that your friends have! Yeah, LOTS AND LOTS OF IT! Yeah! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! Chug. Ch. Uh. Gggg. CHUG.

Heh. Heh. Heh. Look, Birthday Boy has to PEE, huh? You have a full bladder from that bunch, HUH!? Oh! You need to go potty, huh? Welllllllll, how about you have me - your NEW CLOWN FRIEND - take you to the bathroom, HUH!? No? No? Scared, huh? Silly! Fine then, HOLD ON.

But you know, being scared of me just makes me want to TICKLE YOU. AND OH BOY, I BET YOU'RE GONNA PISS YOURSELF WITH THAT FULL BLADDER, HUH!?

And look, you DID. Now what? WHY DON'T YOU DO A LITTLE JIG FOR US, BIRTHDAY BOY? Huh!? Do a JIG. Do a jig, you pissy Birthday Boy.