Have you been loving watching me get work done lately? Seeing how I’m even better as a secretary to you. Even missing this... And missing this... It’s a wonder I get even more work done. I like to think I’ve become an even more attractive secretary.

When the clients walk in and look at me... They’re extra sweet. And then there’s that look they get. They feel a little bad, but also, they love to look at me. In this way they never thought they would. So I like to strut around when they’re waiting for you. Show off a bit. Smile at them. Tell them all about it if they ask. Especially t...

Have you been loving watching me get work done lately? Seeing how I’m even better as a secretary to you. Even missing this... And missing this... It’s a wonder I get even more work done. I like to think I’ve become an even more attractive secretary.

When the clients walk in and look at me... They’re extra sweet. And then there’s that look they get. They feel a little bad, but also, they love to look at me. In this way they never thought they would. So I like to strut around when they’re waiting for you. Show off a bit. Smile at them. Tell them all about it if they ask. Especially the ones who saw me before.

They’d wonder what happened. And I’d tell them, I did it for you. You, who loves a broken, sexy secretary. Someone who works just as hard as before. Even harder now. And wants to please you in any way you need. I did all this for you.

I know exactly what you like. Missing arm. Missing eye. I do seem to have extra time now. Since I get everything done so quickly. Do you find me efficient, Sir? Do you find what I did to be... beneficial to you? In so many ways?

Nobody can compete with me, someone who goes to such lengths... For her favorite... Person... Ever...