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This is a legit, honest video. You'll hear me describe all of you PERFECTLY, since you're all EXACTLY the SAME.

Cheap. Whiny. Repetitive. Tiring. GROAN-WORTHY.

I'll lay it out for you, and do whatever the fuck you want with the information - you're ALL the SAME. I don't even care what you say - I'm charging you $19.99 because I can't even deal with you all being in my fucking business. If you want to NOT be like the rest of your little dick friends, then go ahead and buy this.