What are you doing here? Look, you're late to my party. Way too late, actually. Birthday failure. Party failure. Whatever. I guess you're not such a great friend. POP. You're terrible. Like, the worst. I can't handle you right now. "Best friend". Ha.

You can give any excuse you want. You missed my fucking party. And I'm mad. That's that.

I'm so over you right now. Why are you still here? POP. Is your dick hard? Oh jeez... My friends are pervert. What are you so excited about, ass hole? I can't believe your dick is hard. POP.

Here I am, worrying about you on my Bir...

What are you doing here? Look, you're late to my party. Way too late, actually. Birthday failure. Party failure. Whatever. I guess you're not such a great friend. POP. You're terrible. Like, the worst. I can't handle you right now. "Best friend". Ha.

You can give any excuse you want. You missed my fucking party. And I'm mad. That's that.

I'm so over you right now. Why are you still here? POP. Is your dick hard? Oh jeez... My friends are pervert. What are you so excited about, ass hole? I can't believe your dick is hard. POP.

Here I am, worrying about you on my Birthday. Sigh. Whatever is getting you excited, embrace it - finish yourself off so you can be done with this and go home. Go on, do it.